Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by St. Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season, St. Peter said, "you must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into Heaven.
The first mand fumbles through his pockets and pulls out a lighter. He
flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates St. Peter said
The second man pulled from his pocket a set of keys and shooked them
and said, "They're Bells. St. Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of womens panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and ask, "Just what do those symbolize?
The man replied, "These are Carols."
So the Holidays begains . . . .
Jim, Merry Christmas
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Christmas chuckle
by rooster » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:56 pm
Beware of what she wishes....especially with that twinkle in her eye and that mischievious smile....you know it's gonna cost....
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by Classic Finn » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:56 pm
Merry Christmas Alaska
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