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[Podunkfla]

Following is an actual advertisement in an Irish newspaper:

Automobile for Sale


1985 Blue Volkswagen

Only 50 miles. Only first gear and reverse ever used.
Never driven hard. Original tires. Original brakes.
Original fuel and oil!
Only 1 driver. Owner wishing to sell due to employment layoff.


Photo attached -- You HAVE to see this.........

[Mike B]

Boy, I lived on an island in the Indian Ocean for two months, and I thought it was small - 5 miles by 15 miles. And there were 65,000 people on it with a lot of cars.

But this one is really ridiculous. What were they thinking?

Mike
Hayden Lake, ID

[Rob]

It doesn't say whether the seller or buyer will arrange for delivery. I'll bet that will add a few bucks to the cost.

[Miriam C.]

Ha. To heck with the car, I want the island. Where to go when your family is a pain. Or those times when you just want some privacy

[Outlaw]

Now that is funny

[sledge]

Hey Aunti M , Years ago I created my OWN Island right here.... and I threw all the family members Off My Island.