Redneck Love Poem...

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Redneck Love Poem...

Postby caseydog » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:13 pm

I did not type this, so it's not my fault that it is all caps. Still funny, though...

REDNECK LOVE POEM

SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE;
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YER' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YER HALF BROTHER.

SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL,
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL"

YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YER MOTHER,
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOW IS YER HALF BROTHER.

BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YA' HAPPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE.
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY

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