Problem in central MO

[Rich S]

My wife and our granddaughter went to go swimming today in the lake were we live. To our suprise it was full of illeagle aliens. Hundreds of them.
Candian Geese. I asked if she was sure if they were Candain and she said they all honked in a French accent.
It is bad enough that the Armadillios have stole all the jobs from the local Possums. I just do not know what is next.
Is this going on anywere else? We are seeing wildlife now that we never seen in our lifetime. Bears,armadillios, strange birds,and a few drunk hillbillies. I think I may need to get Al Gore on this. I am sure he can figure it out.
Rich

[Ira]

I love this post on a hundred levels.

[Jiminsav]

Rich,
even alien armadillos have a purpose, they make good road kill for the buzzards that will soon multiply by the thousands to eat them all..and a word of warning..a pack of feeding buzzards will wait till the absolute last minute to fly off a carcass and if your too close, they will clip the mirrors off your vehicle ..
ask me how I know..

[Rich S]

I know all about the Buzzards. I hit one last year. He was having dinner on a dead coon. Almost knocked me off the road. Bent the front bumper and broke a headlight.
Were is PETA when you need them.
People Eating Tasty Animals.
Rich

[Bobgorilla]

My wife and our granddaughter went to go swimming today in the lake were we live. To our suprise it was full of illeagle aliens. Hundreds of them.
Candian Geese. I asked if she was sure if they were Candain and she said they all honked in a French accent.
It is bad enough that the Armadillios have stole all the jobs from the local Possums. I just do not know what is next.
Is this going on anywere else? We are seeing wildlife now that we never seen in our lifetime. Bears,armadillios, strange birds,and a few drunk hillbillies. I think I may need to get Al Gore on this. I am sure he can figure it out.
Rich

I worked on a military base for 13 years, Canadian Geese showed up after about 5 years and they quickly figured out that nobody was going to mess with them. They now live there nearly year round and pretty much do whatever they want

[PapaJ]

and a few drunk hillbillies.
Rich

Umm, I'm pretty sure I can vouch for the 'few drunk hillbillies,' especially if you're anywhere near the Merimec River. They're family members and quite harmless.

[tonyj]

What we need is a tall fence and a bunch of Border Collies! Honking in French indeed. If they are going to fly into Merica, they need to learn how to honk in Merican!

[Micro469]

My wife and our granddaughter went to go swimming today in the lake were we live. To our suprise it was full of illeagle aliens. Hundreds of them.
Candian Geese. I asked if she was sure if they were Candain and she said they all honked in a French accent.
It is bad enough that the Armadillios have stole all the jobs from the local Possums. I just do not know what is next.
Is this going on anywere else? We are seeing wildlife now that we never seen in our lifetime. Bears,armadillios, strange birds,and a few drunk hillbillies. I think I may need to get Al Gore on this. I am sure he can figure it out.
Rich

Whatever you do, DON'T ship them back... we have tooo many here as it is...