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The perfect Man and Woman

Postby rbeemer » Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:48 pm

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Postby Miriam C. » Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:54 pm

:lol: If women listened---you would all still be living in a cave. 8) :lol:
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Postby rbeemer » Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:14 pm

Miriam C. wrote::lol: If women listened---you would all still be living in a cave. 8) :lol:


Hmmmmm...sounds like nirvana. I mean what woman would want to live in a cave 8) :lol: :lol:
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Postby Mike C. » Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:29 am

Isn't it strange how when you get to the end of the story and it says women stop here, and men read on, how many women just have to peek and see what they are going to tell the man???? :o :roll: :R
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Postby Miriam C. » Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:20 am

Mike C. wrote:Isn't it strange how when you get to the end of the story and it says women stop here, and men read on, how many women just have to peek and see what they are going to tell the man???? :o :roll: :R


:lol: 8) No sneakin to it. Someone has to keep up with whats being said. Besides I heard that one so long ago. Just looking at the pictures. ;)
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Postby toypusher » Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:33 am

Miriam C. wrote:.............. Just looking at the pictures. ;)


I used to have some magazines like that!! :o :oops: :)
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Postby Mike C. » Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:01 am

toypusher wrote:
Miriam C. wrote:.............. Just looking at the pictures. ;)


I used to have some magazines like that!! :o :oops: :)


Me too, I think......I can't remember. :oops: :roll: :R
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Postby toypusher » Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:58 am

Mike C. wrote:
toypusher wrote:
Miriam C. wrote:.............. Just looking at the pictures. ;)


I used to have some magazines like that!! :o :oops: :)


Me too, I think......I can't remember. :oops: :roll: :R


Must be CRAFT, again!!! :lol:
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Postby Bill Fernandez » Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:15 pm

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Postby Nitetimes » Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:47 pm

Bill Fernandez wrote:Have you every met a perfect man or women?


Only me!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby toypusher » Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:36 pm

Nitetimes wrote:
Bill Fernandez wrote:Have you every met a perfect man or women?


Only me!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Does that mean you aren't going to get all choked up and misty eyed like Hillary did today???? :)
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Postby Nitetimes » Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:23 pm

toypusher wrote:
Nitetimes wrote:
Bill Fernandez wrote:Have you every met a perfect man or women?


Only me!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Does that mean you aren't going to get all choked up and misty eyed like Hillary did today???? :)


Very unlikely (unless maybe I spill my beer), but I missed that. What was she whining about now??
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Postby Ira » Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:50 pm

Nitetimes wrote: What was she [Hillary] whining about now??


Okay--I have to drop the bombshell that I'm going to get hell for, but this is what I think:

The evening before, she went totally ballistic and shrill at Edwards during the debate, for no real reason--she basically "lost" it, and it was ugly.

The next morning, she gets all teary-eyed and emotional how she doesn't want to see this country go backwards.

PMS--what else? Or menopause.
Here we go again!
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Postby Nitetimes » Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:49 am

Ira wrote:PMS--what else? Or menopause.


Or just maybe she's starting to show what kind of idiot she really is!!!
With any kind of luck she'll bury herself deep enough that she can't get out before long. It would save us listening to her B.S. too much longer.
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Postby Toolie » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:16 am

Hey, don't give Hillary a hard time. You never know - she might end up being the lesser of two evils come votin' time. : :thinking:
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