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Postby madjack » Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:50 pm

...hi all, I was standing in my backyard, one night a while back, doing what country boys do in their backyards and a bright, bluish light surrounded me...while slowly rising up into the nite, I couldda swore, I heard a band of gypsies playing but suddenly the little grey men where all around...I told them, I had already been probed on their last visit and wanted to drive this time...THEY LET ME...so I pointed that sucker straight up and floored it...funny cars and rail have nothing on that baby...woooooweeeee...anyway, the greys had places to go, things to do and people to probe, so I headed for home and here I am...ain't life grand :D :lol: ;)
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Postby dmb90260 » Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:56 pm

:o Did you see Ira on your travels and his travails? How was their gas mileage? Welcome home. ;)
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Postby madjack » Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:05 pm

...no Ira but they(the greys) tell me they get 30 million parsecs to the crystal set...tried to find an appropriate adapter but the flux capacitor, will just havvta wait until I can aquire the proper flobistat...just LOVED(not) returning to 3.50/gal gas :thumbdown: ...oh wellllll......
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Postby emiller » Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:13 pm

Did you know you where gone for 10 years and didn't even age.
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Postby tonyj » Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:17 pm

Let's just hope you don't have a gray alien lovechild show up in a few years looking for support!

Good to have you back. Are you driving a new computer now, as well? If so, do tell . . .
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Postby Mary K » Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:19 pm

It's MAdJack!!!! :shock: WoooHOOOO!! :dancing :dancing :dancing

We missed you. :crying1:

So....on your trip around the solar system, did you see any Klingons hanging around Uranus? Sorry, oldie but goody :oops:

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Postby madjack » Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:27 pm

tonyj wrote:Let's just hope you don't have a gray alien lovechild show up in a few years looking for support!

Good to have you back. Are you driving a new computer now, as well? If so, do tell . . .


...2.5yr old Dell notebook and a wireless router...I can roam around the house now....

MK, that is what the bidet is all about :D :lol: ;)

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Postby Steve_Cox » Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:58 pm

MJ

Man I'm glad your back, that Auntie M has been a tough cookie, we haven't been able to get anything by her. :D She even got rid of Guy's thong picture :roll:
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Postby Miriam C. » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:01 pm

Steve_Cox wrote:MJ

Man I'm glad your back, that Auntie M has been a tough cookie, we haven't been able to get anything by her. :D She even got rid of Guy's thong picture :roll:


NOT--- :thinking: did I do that? I was sure I only got rid of Mary K's boy toys shinny buttts.
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Postby toypusher » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:23 pm

Great to have ya back MJ. Next time them little grey guys come by, tell them to come on over here to my place. :lol:
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Postby Mary K » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:44 pm

Miriam C. wrote:
NOT--- :thinking: did I do that? I was sure I only got rid of Mary K's boy toys shinny buttts.


Hold on.... I assure y'all I have no Shinny Butt Boy Toys... :no: ah...no

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Postby Miriam C. » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:50 pm

Mary K wrote:
Miriam C. wrote:
NOT--- :thinking: did I do that? I was sure I only got rid of Mary K's boy toys shinny buttts.


Hold on.... I assure y'all I have no Shinny Butt Boy Toys... :no: ah...no

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Yeah, they had on little skirts and the wind was blowin. Besides MadOne was here then. :R
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Postby Steve_Cox » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:50 pm

MJ

It won't take long to catch up on all the fun stuff at this rate:lol:
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Postby Steve_Cox » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:53 pm

toypusher wrote:Great to have ya back MJ. Next time them little grey guys come by, tell them to come on over here to my place. :lol:



Hopefully not for the obvious reason :wink:
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Postby Miriam C. » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:54 pm

:lol: Ummm I don't think I censored it and what was the date of that. Normally I just put in a space. Ah well forgiveness please. 8) :lol: Ya gotta admit it was gross. :shock:
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