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Joke Thread? Sure

Postby Jason and Amanda » Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:28 pm

This one is just aweful but the first of many that I have saved from other forums and what not.

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A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I
can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers
and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How
long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and
said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long
before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said,
"About an hour and half." The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow
that guy and see where he goes.He keeps asking how long he has to wait for
a
haircut, but then he doesn't
ever come back."

A little while later, Bill returned to the shop,laughing
hysterically!. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he
leaves?"

Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."


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I'll keep em coming but lets see what ya'll have :D
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Postby planovet » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:12 am

A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big 'everything under one roof' department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'

The kid says, 'Yeah, I was a salesman back in Minnesota.'

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.'

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up the boss came down. 'How many customers bought something from you today?

The kid says, 'One'.

The boss says, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?'

The kid says, '$101,237.65'.

The boss says, '$101,237.65?' What the heck did you sell?'

The kid says, ' First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.'

The boss said, 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?'

The kid said, 'No the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot - you should go fishing!
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Postby toypusher » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:18 am

You guys know that there is already a thread for jokes/humor??

http://tnttt.com/viewto ... start=1245
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Postby planovet » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:10 am

toypusher wrote:You guys know that there is already a thread for jokes/humor??


Nope, sorry...
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Postby Jason and Amanda » Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:54 pm

Ya that's my fault, I found it last night a couple of hours after I created the thread... whoops.
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Postby mikeschn » Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:10 pm

so what do we do?

Mike...

toypusher wrote:You guys know that there is already a thread for jokes/humor??

http://tnttt.com/viewto ... start=1245
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Postby Jiminsav » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:32 pm

we get MJ to lock the thread for eternity so future people can see how bad our jokes are... :lol:
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Postby Ma3tt » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:38 pm

Good Morning everyone! :lol:
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Postby madjack » Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:33 pm

Jiminsav wrote:we get MJ to lock the thread for eternity so future people can see how bad our jokes are... :lol:


...OK, that sounds like a plan...sure wouldn't want too many joke threads...now if we could just do something with the two "chat" threads...
...a link too the humor page...
http://tnttt.com/viewtopic.php?t=5847
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