WalMart Job Application

[planovet]

Hmmmm, sounds like me in a few years...

Job App

[MOKI SEAKER]

That is just to funny. I think I will run,ah, drive down to wal-mart for an app. Jim G

[thepoorgirl]

I love it! It just goes to show that a sense of humor can help you get far in life. And everybody needs a sense of humor, or go insane.

[Steve_Cox]

Funny! But...... checked it out on Snopes.com

Description: Satire
Circulating since: 1997
Status: Not an actual job application

[planovet]

Funny! But...... checked it out on Snopes.com

Description: Satire
Circulating since: 1997
Status: Not an actual job application

Damn Steve, I didn't even to think of checking that one. Bummer.

[Steve_Cox]

Mark,

The really good ones probably never show up. WalMart's gotta have some wacky application rejects.

[Roly Nelson]

Whenever I enter a Walmart, I am greeted by a silver haired person and I tell them the step back onto the rubber mat, or I'll tell the manager. Then I give them a big smile and and hug........if they are female, ask if they have plans for lunch and regret what I have just said, for fear that my sweet wife may find out about it. Just kidding..........If it weren't for the love of teardrops, I would probably be standing on the rubber mat myself. Fortunately, my sweetie isn't sick of me hanging around the house, since there is so much to do and not enough time to do it. Long live the active retirees, it's a great life, just as I expected. (Hey, your day is coming, anticipate it and savor it!)
Roly

[cccamper]

funny is funny. doesn't matter to me if it's true.

now, if Robert went to be a greeter, well he wouldn't because a- his back would kill him and b- there would always be one or two people that never make it into the store 'cause he likes to talk to them. and they like to talk to him. _

however if he did fill out an app it would read just about the same as this one. and i'm not kidding. sly as a fox and dry as a desert.... my kind of guy.

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