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Postby fastED » Sun Jan 25, 2009 12:22 pm

Did you know that there is only one Lawyer joke? That's right- Just ONE.

All the rest are TRUE!!! ;)
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Postby TomW » Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:10 pm

Correct!

What do you call 10 lawyers buried up to their necks in sand??


Not enough sand!

And I am related to one, that one came from him.
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Postby len19070 » Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:21 pm

The definition of the word "waste"

A bus load of Lawyers driving off a 1000 foot cliff...with 2 empty seats.

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Postby greg755 » Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:39 pm

What do you call a 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?


A good start.
"It is a cruel thought, that, when we feel ourselves standing on the firmest ground in every respect, the cursed arts of our secret enemies, combining with other causes, should effect, by depreciating our money, what the open arms of a powerful enemy could not." --Thomas Jefferson to Richard Henry Lee, 1779. ME 4:298, Papers 2:298
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Postby Bob Olszewski » Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:03 am

When the local grave digger finds out that a grave is for a lawyer he digs it 10 feet deep instead of the normal 6.

He knows deep down lawyers are really good people.
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