Today I drove six hours in a blizzard to get home, on the way, I hit a patch of black ice, did a beautiful 720 at highway speeds, careened out of control into the median and slid sideways for 100 feet, I am lucky as hell I did not end upside down...I love my Toyota.
I told the sweet version to my wife...she doesn't need to know how close she came to be a widow today.
I am amazed at the infinite possibilities that black ice gives you when it takes traction off your wheels, I still don't understand how I didn't roll over, sagebrush covered in snow should have had stopped the sideways going wheels and make me meet Odin and the Valkyries. The truck is like nothing happened, not even a branch stuck in the chassis. It really was like something was keeping it straight up against the laws of physics.
I really need a beer.