by S. Heisley » Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:10 pm
Okay...Gotta tell you all a true story about a table saw.
A few years back, a friend of mine got a new table saw. He got it the day after he drove his wife to the airport so she could spend some time with her family on the East coast. Being unencumbered with "honey-do's" meant he could set that thing up and try it out in the garage right away! So, that's what he did that week. After work, he played, setting up the saw and cutting up all the junk wood that he could find. He had a great time, sawing with it, trying all the things he could do, while still leaving the garage door down so as not to disturb the neighbors too much. Time flew by and, suddenly, it was time to go to the airport to pick up "Wifey".
Later that evening, as he drove back down his home street with "Wifey" in the passenger seat, he saw police cars all around his house, some still with their lights on. He rolled down his window and stopped and an officer came over. He then asked what was going on and the officer said that they were investigating a possible homicide at ###. My friend said, "Why, that's my house!"
Well, it turned out that the neighbor lady had called the police, claiming that my friend had killed "Wifey" and then bought a saw and cut her body into pieces in the garage. If he hadn't had "Wifey" in the car with him, he probably would have been hauled off to jail!
...They haven't spoken to the lady next door since then.