StJohn e-mailed me this one and I'll pass it along.
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows
>> when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."
>>
>> His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was
>> that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football."
>>
>> A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says
>> "Touchdown, tie score."
>>
>> After about five minutes the old man lets another one
>> go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."
>>
>> Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and
>> says, "Touchdown, tie score."
>>
>> Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker
>> and says,"Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the
>> pressure is on the old man.
>>
>> He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains
>> real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he
>> gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops
>> in the bed.
>>
>> The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
>>
>> The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
>>
Bufordt

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