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Funny Errr.... Gas Humor

Postby vairman » Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:14 pm

This was too funny Take a look :rofl2:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/fartingpreacher.html


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Postby toypusher » Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:25 pm

Another thread gone to 'fart jokes', and in the very first post! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :cry:
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Postby madjack » Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:30 pm

toypusher wrote:Another thread gone to 'fart jokes', and in the very first post! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :cry:


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Postby Nitetimes » Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:32 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :applause: Now that was funny, but I'm thinkin' he must change his pants a lot, some of them sounded waaaay soggy. :EXP :EXP
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Postby BufordT » Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:05 am

StJohn e-mailed me this one and I'll pass it along.


An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows
>> when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."
>>
>> His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was
>> that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football."
>>
>> A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says
>> "Touchdown, tie score."
>>
>> After about five minutes the old man lets another one
>> go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."
>>
>> Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and
>> says, "Touchdown, tie score."
>>
>> Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker
>> and says,"Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the
>> pressure is on the old man.
>>
>> He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains
>> real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he
>> gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops
>> in the bed.
>>
>> The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
>>
>> The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
>>

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Postby Chip » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:15 am

Well,, Y'all dont know Jack,, so if you want to know jack then click below


http://www.barry.fireflyinternet.co.uk/ ... _Schit.htm

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Postby Chip » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:21 am

and just to keep the gasous version of this thread going and with Christmas coming soon,,,

http://www.send4fun.com/index.clm?actio ... &sci=11232

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Postby Spadinator » Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:02 am

:rofl: :rofl2: :rofl: :laughter: :laughter: :drofl: :drofl:

Oh man I can hardly see to type!!!!
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