… You might be building a Teardrop.

[dhazard]

Any rednecks?

If your UPS driver is out with a hernia … You might be building a Teardrop.

If your driveway has rust stains from metal shavings … You might be building a Teardrop.

If you have to explain that you “sleep in it” … You might be building a Teardrop.

If you find yourself saying “Yes It Is A Camper” … You might be building a Teardrop.

If you find yourself walking around the hardware store looking for Ideas … You might be building a Teardrop.

After spraying the finale clear coat in the middle of the night you get raided by the cops looking for a Meth lab … You might be building a Teardrop.

If you had a bad fupping day … You might be building a Teardrop.

Time for fun now its up to you to Get-Er-Done!

[oklahomajewel]

You are the only 4 cylinder car in town with a hitch....you might be building a Teardrop.

You're talking about camping in the middle of February... you might be building a Teardrop.

You know the exact measurements of a Coleman ice chest .... you might be building a Teardrop.

[Loader]

Here's one from my wife:


If you spend more time on the bulletin board looking for help than out in the garage......you might be building a teardrop

[s4son]

If you have Gorilla Glue in your hair..... you might be building a Teardrop.

If you have friends named oklahomajewel, DHAZARD, Madjack, and Cracker39..... you might be building a Teardrop.

If your breath smells like pickle juice and Crown Royal ..... you might be building a Teardrop.

If you walk around with a license plate around your neck..... you might be building a Teardrop.

[Ira]

If you haven't had sex with your wife in 6 months...but you don't care because you're picking up your HF stove this afternoon...you might be building a teardrop.

If the Northern Tool catalog excites you more than the Victoria Secret's catalog, you might be building a teardrop.

When you get excited because your friend gave you a little plumber's putty for your sink...so you've now saved a whopping 2 bucks on your build...you might be building a teardrop.

When your 9-old-year kid just broke his leg on a skateboard, but you realize that the hospital is open 24 hours a day anyway and you only need 3 more hours to install the rest of your spars, so the kid can wait...you might be building a teardrop.

When you spend at least 20 minutes a day doing a search for "Crab" on eBay, and buy every piece of crap that pops up...you might be building a teardrop.

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HEY! I LOVE THIS THREAD! THIS IS AN AUTOMATIC WINNER FOR BEST THREAD OF 2006! I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME AND READ AND WRITE MORE OF THESE!

[Loader]

If your only goal for a weekend is to get a light to turn on ….you might be building a teardrop!

If the highpoint of your day is locating a HF 20% off coupon….you might be building a teardrop!

If you have a new catalog arriving daily…you might be building a teardrop!

If you want to start a second, before the first is complete….you might be building a teardrop!

If you’ve stumbled across a group of people from around the world sharing the same interest…you might be building a teardrop!

[oklahomajewel]

If you talk to people you've never actually met before about porta potty's... you might be building a Teardrop!

If you have used the word "ellipse" more times in 6 wks than you ever did in math class.... you might be building a Teardrop!

If you go to bed picturing yourself laying on 1/2" plywood.... you might be building a Teardrop!

If you walk around Walmart measuring microwaves and water jugs... you might be building a Teardrop!

If you home page on your computer is www.mikenchell.com/forums/posting.php?mode=reply&t...... you might be building a Teardrop!



Keep 'em coming...!!!!! I crack myself up!!!

[Jiminsav]

if you can reach down on any part of your garage floor and grab the right size screw you need..you might be building a teardrop.

if termites leave your house groaning because they ate too much saw dust, you might be building a teardrop.

if you've never tried to wire anything until you bought breaker panel in a boat store, you might be building a teardrop.

if you know what the diffrence is between ACX and CDX, you might be building a teardrop.

if you get into semi drunken aguments over the diffrence in carpenters glue and gorilla glue, you might be building a teardrop.

[Ma3tt]

If you've ever had someone say "I saw Huell Howser talk about those" You have a teardrop.

You hear the first rain of the season at two in the morning and you already know what the first thing your going to cover with a blue tarp is .. You have a teardrop.

You've met Gage... You have a teardrop.

You have out of town guests that shun your pull out bed for whats parked in the driveway... You have a teardrop.

[Kurt (Indiana)]

You can't wait for the first rain to see if it leaks .. you might be building a teardrop.

You get excited when the word Minden is uttered... you might be building a teardrop.

J.C Whitney , HF and Northern Tool phone numbers are on your cell phone...you might be building a teardrop.

You can't get past the hardware store on the weekends..you might be building a teardrop.

When you think of "Gathering" you don't think of under wear....you might be building a teardrop.

[cracker39]

Jewel, you came close to this one:

If you get out of bed at 3 AM to get a new design idea down on paper that's been running through your head all nite, you might be building a tear drop.

And,

If you're in the dog house because you put your wife's car out in the driveway and the garage is now littered with lumber, steel, and tools, yep...you just might be building a tear drop. (or in my case, the carport...and it's a TTT, or TT, or is it just a T? Can't keep Chip's designations straight!!!).

[TomS]

If the only papers in your wallet are reciepts from Lowes and Home Depot ....

If you get more excited than a little kid on Christmas morning when the UPS truck pulls up to yor house ......

If you are profoundly depressed when the UPS package isn't for you ...

If you drive 350 miles each way to buy a utility trailer kit ...

If your wife refers to the T&TTT forum as "that cult"...

If "getting lucky" means finding a local source for 1/8" bendable plywood ...

If you keep a digital camera on your workbench ....

If every T-shirt you own is stained with Titebond, Gorilla Glue, Spar Urethane and Uniflex ....

If you've ever paid $90/gallon for paint...

If you spend hours browsing marine parts web sites, and you don't own a boat ...

If you know how to find things in Lowe's better than the people who work there ...

If you have friends all across the country and in a couple of foreign countries whom you have never met ...

... YOU JUST MIGHT BE BUILDING A TEAR DROP!

[doug hodder]

You might be a teardrop builder if:

Every T shirt is ruined from glue..

There's a pile of parts in the living room..

The guys at the lumber yard mutter under their breath as you poke through the veneered ply...

You use the phrase "you know, those little round trailers" in conversation..

Good thread Dan Doug

[Ma3tt]

You keep trying to think of a teardrop equivelent to "the mile high club"

You hear the word tongue and think something different then everyone else at the party

You get a tear drop to haul all your cast iron ... oops wrong group

You make a car purchase base on how it will look with your trailer.

The pinewood derby car you build with your son has a trailer attached

You've ever googled Kit mfg

[Chris C]

I was thinking of calling it the 10.000 ft. club! :lol: