Top ten reasons men prefer a guns over women

[jbbooks]

10. You can trade an old 44 for a 22
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.



And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!

[48Rob]

[weasel]

nuff said!!!!!!!

[bledsoe3]

I've got to send that one to my wife!

[jbbooks]

I've got to send that one to my wife!

I did and she made me sleep in the teardrop!
Just kiddin

[Rob]

A friend is going to print that out and tape it to his guncase. I told him not to tell his wife where she got it. She'll tell my wife and I'll be lucky if I am merely sleeping in the teardrop.

[jbbooks]

I am not responsible for any broken relationships!

[Chris C]

(It's wayyyy too late for fine print, jbbooks!)

[bledsoe3]

I've got to send that one to my wife!

I did and she made me sleep in the teardrop!

You say that like it's a bad thing?

[jbbooks]

I've got to send that one to my wife!

I did and she made me sleep in the teardrop!

You say that like it's a bad thing?

On reflection you do have a point!

[Steve_Cox]

JB, and others who enjoy this type of humor,

We have some wonderful women on this forum who deserve better than what you have posted. So called jokes like this are written for the sole purpose of demeaning women. I know you didn't write it, but you fell into the trap of accepting it as funny. The women on this forum are equals, and colleagues in designing, building or dreaming about teardrop trailers, they certainly don't need this kind of posting here. The subjugation of women isn't the least bit humorous, and if you don't know what subjugation is, I suggest you look it up. Hopefully your intent wasn't to oppress the feminine part of our group, if it was Shame on you. If you try and rationalize that it was "just a joke", sorry that lame excuse isn't good enough.

Stepping off the soap box.

[Gage]

JB, and others who enjoy this type of humor,
We have some wonderful women on this forum who deserve better than what you have posted. So called jokes like this are written for the sole purpose of demeaning women. I know you didn't write it, but you fell into the trap of accepting it as funny. The women on this forum are equals, and colleagues in designing, building or dreaming about teardrop trailers, they certainly don't need this kind of posting here. The subjugation of women isn't the least bit humorous, and if you don't know what subjugation is, I suggest you look it up. Hopefully your intent wasn't to oppress the feminine part of our group, if it was Shame on you. If you try and rationalize that it was "just a joke", sorry that lame excuse isn't good enough.
Stepping off the soap box.

What he say I suppose we can't even tell blonde jokes.

Have a good day.

[Steve_Cox]

JB, and others who enjoy this type of humor,
We have some wonderful women on this forum who deserve better than what you have posted. So called jokes like this are written for the sole purpose of demeaning women. I know you didn't write it, but you fell into the trap of accepting it as funny. The women on this forum are equals, and colleagues in designing, building or dreaming about teardrop trailers, they certainly don't need this kind of posting here. The subjugation of women isn't the least bit humorous, and if you don't know what subjugation is, I suggest you look it up. Hopefully your intent wasn't to oppress the feminine part of our group, if it was Shame on you. If you try and rationalize that it was "just a joke", sorry that lame excuse isn't good enough.
Stepping off the soap box.

What he say I suppose we can't even tell blonde jokes.

Have a good day.

Dear Gage,
I would expect no less from the "Official Pot Stirrer"

Steve

[Gage]

Thank you, thank you very much.

Have a good day.

[PaulC]

A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we
have a wonderful system at the fire station:

BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all
slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the firetruck ready to
go.

From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed.

And then when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night."

The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1!"

The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled, "BELL 4!"

"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband.

"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!!"