What not to say

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What not to say

Postby s4son » Sun Jun 11, 2006 10:08 pm

#1 - "Honey, can I bid on this 10' Shasta on E-Bay? Fathers day is coming up ya know."

"You're not my father."

#2 - "I can park it behind the house."

"No we don't have room for more than one trailer at a time."

#3 - "We would if you didn't have that dumb flower bed behind the house. Nobody can see those weeds anyway."

"Don't make me come up there and slap you!"

I guess I'll never get a TTT. :(

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Postby cherokeegeorge » Sun Jun 11, 2006 10:56 pm

new wife? No I guess not. :twisted:
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Postby Ma3tt » Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:05 pm

Better aproach "honey you can decorate the interiors of both trailers and I'm gonna park them in front"

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Postby Gage » Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:20 am

Look honey, His & Hers. or, Now we can go camping in the winter and summer.

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Postby oklahomajewel » Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:58 am

Scott... go ahead and bid on it! You can park it behind my house!
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Postby Steve_Cox » Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:06 am

oklahomajewel wrote:Scott... go ahead and bid on it! You can park it behind my house!


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Postby s4son » Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:55 am

cherokeegeorge wrote:new wife? No I guess not. :twisted:


28 years! :?

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Look honey Towing it is cheap and Missy well be with ME

Postby billnut » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:53 am

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Postby EZ » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:58 am

Gee Scott, after that long I would think she would want you to be happy. :lol:

"Dumb flower bed comment", not good. I am sure you are paraphrasing.

Do you have 15 other projects laying around? Do you forget she exists when you are working on something fun? Does she like to camp (in a camper)? Will it hurt the family budget so badly that you will have to go on bologna ends and wiener-water soup?
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If you have kids, remind her that you are HER children's father.

Gee, good luck with that.

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Postby rubyede » Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:56 am

Could you live in it far a while if you had too? :thumbsup:
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Postby bluebanjo » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:55 am

I bought a 10' Shasta on Craig's last month and got slightly chewed out -- but now that I've worked on it for a few weeks and it's starting to look cute, I think hubby is beginning to warm up. Hey, it's always easier to ask for forgiveness afterwards than permission before. :lol:

Go ahead and bid. Once that lil darlin is all fixed up and your significant other realizes she can: 1) have hot coffee indoors in the rain, without going outside and opening up the galley; and 2) get her blue jeans on while standing up like a fully-evolved human being -- instead of slithering into her clothes on her back -- I bet all will be forgiven. :thumbsup:
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Postby Ira » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:07 am

I got yelled at for buying $35 worth of buoys with crabs painted on them and a $15 ship's wheel.

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