WARNINGGuys, over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get trailer-building supplies has turned out to be quite hazardous. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your buddies.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your vehicle as you are packing your purchases into the back. They both start cleaning your windshield with a rag and a spray bottle, wearing skimpy, unbuttoned blouses and super-short shorts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No,' and instead ask you for a ride to the closest bank with an ATM. You agree and they get in to the back seat. On the way, one of them starts undressing, climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, and again on the 17th, 20th, 24th & 26th, two times today and very likely again tomorrow.
P.S. WallyWorld has wallets on sale for 2.99.

My goal...
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...is to live in a trailer.