going pee in the middle of the night

[Miriam C.]

Well, this is the first thread I've come to on this forum. I've got to say it's one of the most informative threads I've ever read. I've learned about two of my most bothersome problems:

1) Peeing in the middle of the night
2) Backing up the trailer

I'm really going to love this forum. We're going camping for a few days tomorrow. I'm going to try the "backing up the trailer thing". I wish I had a go girl, so I could test it for you.

BTW Miriam C, I am in Southwest Missouri, also!

to the playground, or should I say girls room.......... I hope you have checked the North Central and South Central forums. We hang out a lot.

We have a few folks from the Branson area. They post on those areas too. Nice to see some more campers in the area. Hopefully next year won't be so wet and we can camp early. Oh and Check out the LCG threads in the South Central.

[bobhenry]

Tampons

Surely women can't be expected to fold this thing up with pee still on it and shove it back it's baggie.

Replying to this thread makes me have to PEE!

I can't stand it any more the above line shoved me over the edge.
We fold the thing up and shove it back in and simply chant "wiggle jiggle jump and dance the last 3 drops still wind up in your pants.

This entire thread is a clear cut case of awwwee awwwee "faucet" envy

[tears4mama]

[CAJUN LADY]

Tampons

Surely women can't be expected to fold this thing up with pee still on it and shove it back it's baggie.

Replying to this thread makes me have to PEE!

I can't stand it any more the above line shoved me over the edge.
We fold the thing up and shove it back in and simply chant "wiggle jiggle jump and dance the last 3 drops still wind up in your pants.

This entire thread is a clear cut case of awwwee awwwee "faucet" envy

[hiker chick]

Who among us has not dropped your keys in the bowl?

fireaunt

At LAX a few years ago, I was changing clothes in a stall when I heard an ominous "splash." My khaki golf hat had fallen into the bowl.

It was essential to conceal my hair during a 13-hour flight from New Zealand, as well as the red eye cross-country flight still ahead.

My head was two-tone and damp all the way home to DC.

Icky.

[planovet]

Guys have no idea how going to a public bathroom takes a full assault plan. You have to figure out what to do with your purse, drop your drawers, squat, keys, phone without touching the germs. And then - no paper and how to flush! Who among us has not dropped your keys in the bowl?

Guys are not immune to public bathroom incidents. While I was in vet school I used to keep my keys in my lab coat pocket. Once after a "constitutional", I reached down to flush the toilet. As I was hitting the lever my keys slid out of my lab coat pocket and hit the bowl just as the water was draining. I didn't even have a chance to reach down and retrieve them. All my keys were gone, residing somewhere in the College Station sewer system. I had to get a locksmith to get into my car so I could go home and then I had to get the apt. manager to let me in my apt.

What a mess. I kept my keys somewhere else after that.

[fireaunt]

are you sure it wasn't an Aggie Dear "John" letter?

Marilyn

[JenniferandPups]

Well, I've never tried this... but I had it bookmarked. Maybe I'll get the "courage" to try it sometime... but for now I love my PortaPotty!
http://web.archive.org/web/200306041049 ... nding.html

[tears4mama]

That is worth a try.

[Lizbeth]

I'm going to ask him to buy me one or maybe a three pack.

You've got about as much chance of getting them as you would if you asked him to pick you up a box of tampons, a twin pack of douche, and a tube of Vagisil!

Men think if they touch or look at any personal female stuff they will instantly morph into a girl.

Damn girl... I am laughing out loud!!!

You underestimate the power of the momma!

I am now the proud owner of two. One in the traditional pink tube and one in a camo tube. And yes he has bought tampons and so has his father. I have them well trained.

I love my guys!

[Arne]

first, my g/f dropped her camera (it slipped off her belt) into a toilet in Dublin, Ireland..... luckily it was pre-usage... found out her card was ok (I had the same camera, so I switched cards... and after we dried it out, everything worked except the display.. it could still take point and shoot pix.

guys: you all probably know, but don't aim up wind when you step outside in the middle of the night. I still stand on a rubber maid stool... just in case.

[CAJUN LADY]

Who among us has not dropped your keys in the bowl?

fireaunt

At LAX a few years ago, I was changing clothes in a stall when I heard an ominous "splash." My khaki golf hat had fallen into the bowl.

It was essential to conceal my hair during a 13-hour flight from New Zealand, as well as the red eye cross-country flight still ahead.

My head was two-tone and damp all the way home to DC.

Icky.

Awww man...that musta sucked!

[CAJUN LADY]

Well, I've never tried this... but I had it bookmarked. Maybe I'll get the "courage" to try it sometime... but for now I love my PortaPotty!
http://web.archive.org/web/200306041049 ... nding.html

I really have no desire to pee standing up. If God wanted me to do that, he would have stuck a do-winkey on me.

[eveningprimrose]

to the playground, or should I say girls room.......... I hope you have checked the North Central and South Central forums. We hang out a lot.

We have a few folks from the Branson area. They post on those areas too. Nice to see some more campers in the area. Hopefully next year won't be so wet and we can camp early. Oh and Check out the LCG threads in the South Central.

Thanks for the welcome! I will check out those forums and threads.

[Barefoot]

Well, I've never tried this... but I had it bookmarked. Maybe I'll get the "courage" to try it sometime... but for now I love my PortaPotty!
http://web.archive.org/web/200306041049 ... nding.html

When I was much younger a somewhat younger woman told me, in her best attitude of what was then called fem-lib that the only thing men can do that women can't is back a trailer and pee standing standing up, then suddenly corrected herself and, as we were in the woods, with only a bit of difficulty overcoming her emabarrassment, demonstrated the latter. My guess is that it was her first try, especially with an audience, but it worked just fine. We never got around to a trailer-backing contest.