Ok someone sent this to me today. I thought you would all enjoy it.
Mermaid or a Whale
Recently, in large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin
and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said: THIS
SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?
A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match
those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the
question posed by the gym.
To Whom It May Concern:
Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions,
curious humans). They have an active sex life, they get pregnant
and have adorable baby whales. They have a wonderful time with
dolphins stuffing themselves with shrimp. They play and swim in
the seas, seeing wonderful places like Patagonia, the Barren Sea
and the coral reefs of Polynesia.
Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs. They are
humans. They are loved, protected and admired by almost everyone
in the world.
Mermaids don't exist. If they did exist, they would be lining up
outside the offices of psychoanalysts due to identity crisis. Fish
or human? They don't have a sex life because they kill men who get
close to them not to mention how could they have sex? Therefore
they don't have kids either. Not to mention who wants to get close
to a girl who smells like a fish store?
The choice is perfectly clear to me; I want to be a whale.
P.S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea that
only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice
cream with my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver
and a piece of chocolate with my friends. With time we gain weight
because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads
that when there is no more room it distributes out to the rest of
our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured,
educated, and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will
think, "Goodness, look how smart I am!"
The greatest wealth is to live content with little.
~Plato~