New finds at the Bootfair. w/pics

[Wolffarmer]

Coleman Fuel = Cologne


Randy

[campmaster-k]

Eau de Toilette? - Ou eau de Parfum?

[canned o minimum]

Mantle= that thing in the livingroom with over 15 Coleman lanterns on it !

Regulator= Wife who wants all them lanterns put in the garage!
( OK so it's called a generator, but I can't figure out a good definition fer THAT )

[campmaster-k]

Coleman Keeper = Person who has ultra strong compulsion to track down and buy out of date camping equipment that most people throw in the garbage. The Coleman Keeper often hears voices that compel the individual to light the devices of capture even when it is clear that there is no need to do so exp. - light a lantern during the daylight, just to watch it burn. The Coleman Keeper is self aware and seeks the company of other persons with the same affliction. The Coleman Keeper will direct energies to flea markets, estate sales, yard sales and often will be caught staring at ebay for extended periods. This is often a serious problem for Keepers who have a computer on their desk at work. Keepers break out into many subgroups. Some emphasize the importance of cooking others light, all normally regarding Coleman as a familiar and happy term, often wishing an item was a Coleman item when it is not, ext. painting a non - related item Coleman colors thus giving it Coleman attributes. Coleman Keepers, being strange and very complex are not dangerous. They are generally good people with much knowledge and not to be avoided .

[canned o minimum]

Yes.. they ARE generally good people.. with much knowledge.. but ya gotta git outta their way at yard sales,estate sales and thrift stores cause hey is on a mission.. and this is WAR !

Give up the COleman and nobody gits hurt ! LOL