Hat's off to he who penned the slogan “I’ve bin doin so much with so little for so long I can do just about anything with nothing.
He recons he be the godfather of shnoep. But here in SA, things be a little different… Beat this!
I need to start the “build” waaay elsewhere, I beg your indulgance an forgive my cynisim.
Some years ago, in the village (Makolokwe) near to where my other standie is sited, one-or-other Swedish charity organisation decided it would be a good place to make
themselves feel good.
So along they came, did the local thing with the headman and elders of the village, and set up chicken farming.
Seriously, they cleared a large piece of bushveldt took out the trees, boulders, ploughed it, fenced it, dug a borehole, put in a borehole pump, cabled it some 500m, put up a water tower with a tank, planted the first chicken feed crop an issued the “participating” villagers X number of chickens each as “seed chickens”. Da whole shebang!
(The Idea being that thereafter the locals would be empowered to breed & sell chickens and do the whole ”self-empowerment” thingie).
An off da Sweeds went with a nice warm fuzzy feeling……. “We done reeaall good.”
Well dearies, this be Africa.
Within a coupla weeks, da borehole pump & cable be sold for scrap, then the fence be stolen, the chickens they be ate.(probably not in that order).
Years later, the thorn bush is now growing in the fields and the water tank’s been hanging half off the tower after a wee wind storm for the last 2 years EISH!
OK, so where’s this going, an how does it fit in here
An economy build, A’ LA’ South Africa style.
Thar be a A frame there......Somewhere!
“Take” (with or without permission, who cares?)

1x donor chassis (It’s bin there since 1997)
Scrounge the tailboard (which includes the lights, chevron, licence plate & roadworthy certificate) from your other / buddies trailer & transfer the vehicle details onto the A frame at the front. Your chassis is now instantly registered, roadworthy & insured.
(At this point you could prang it, do the insurance thing,, get a new one an start all over with a brand new donor chassis and still have 2 licensed vehicles on the road for the price of one ….)
My SA buddies unnerstand this, our taxies do this all the time…
Cost R0.00 Time 30 Min
“Take” 1
unused & abandoned water tank (Da photo shows a smaller version of the one I’m on about), and attach it horizontally to the chassis (use rope / chain making sure that the inspection porthole is at the top, it gonna be yr window
Cost R0.00 time 30 Min
On one of the sides mark out and cut a doorway, attach some thin strips of 3mm hardboard so that the cut line is covered (the door will lie on the strips of hardboard) Use the scrounged pop- rivets from the next step.
Cost R0.00 Time 60 Min
Scrounge from work / your buddy

a length of piano hinge & some pop rivets attach the door to the tank at the top
Cost R0.00 (or a frosty if you no be an expert moocher)
Inside
Go to the local municipal dump an pick up some of the cardboard collected for re-cycling and pack it under the mattress until the mattress lies flat lengthwise in the bottom of the tank.
Some years ago some clown made and sold furniture from cardboard….. Emulate to your needs (have fun!)
Cost R0.00 Time 3 – 4 Hours
It may be real ugly butt, ugly, but its waterproof, will last forever and is
licensed, roadworthy, insured & since you are “sharing the licence” you are only paying half the annual road tax!
Some 6Houres later and at a total cost R0.00 / 7 (exchange rate) = (minus) 7.00 Dollars! Ya’s got a TT
Have a good laugh, (we do)
Warren