starleen2 wrote:Evil Nemesis:
And the cat was more clever than the other animals, so the cat tempted the woman, "Did Dog really say thou should not put lace curtains in his teardrop?"
And woman put lace curtains in Dog's teardrop, and was for this disobedience banished from the the paradise of Lake Bisteneaux.
And, the cat was sent down from the garage, into a lowly place, where it shall eat nasty smelling food and be forever plagued with hairballs.
And to this day, the cat lays plans to prevent the completion of Dog's creation, but the cat shall not prevail. Dog shall have his teardrop. It shall come to pass in Dog's time.
Here endeth today's reading. Time to pass the collection plate. Please give generously to Dog, so that his creation may be completed.
CD