Here's a thought. Foamie off road pop up bathroom / kitchen.

Hear me out. There is no small number of van campers and even pickup shell campers that don't need, or even want an additional space to sleep in, but a standard length van like mine for instance, leaves a LOT to be desired if I were to attempt to integrate a shower INSIDE the camper and while I ostensibly have a kitchen cabinet it is really nothing more than a box in which to house my cooking stuff, and a counter to work on. No sink, no, nothing...
My thoughts wandered again as then tend to do, and went straight back to foamies...
Your typical single space Ensuite / Privvy tent is 3.5 feet square.
What if we take a regular Harbor Freight 4x8 trailer, and half it up so one each half is 4x4, some more, some less, and make it pup up like a TrailManor hard side pop up camper. I am sure there are others, but basically double in height by popping up insualted hard sides.
Make one side a wet bath with a seat in the middle, over the axle (this is where the fresh water tank will live. Again maybe more, not sure just thinking out loud as it were, but a nice EASY to set up private out of the elements place to take a shower, do your business and get changed without expsing yourself to a, well basically a tent... The other side basically a Teardrop kitchen on steroids with a nice big top opening fridge on a pull out, counter surface area, sink, stove etc... And plumb it all with an on demand propane water heater plumbed hot and cold with mixer taps on both sides...
Give the trailer enough tire and ground clearance to bounce around anywhere you would be willing to take a 4x4 camper van.
Gray water handling of course is a constant what to do about it but that can be figured out.
So stroke of genius or should I get checked for just a stroke?
My thoughts wandered again as then tend to do, and went straight back to foamies...
Your typical single space Ensuite / Privvy tent is 3.5 feet square.
What if we take a regular Harbor Freight 4x8 trailer, and half it up so one each half is 4x4, some more, some less, and make it pup up like a TrailManor hard side pop up camper. I am sure there are others, but basically double in height by popping up insualted hard sides.
Make one side a wet bath with a seat in the middle, over the axle (this is where the fresh water tank will live. Again maybe more, not sure just thinking out loud as it were, but a nice EASY to set up private out of the elements place to take a shower, do your business and get changed without expsing yourself to a, well basically a tent... The other side basically a Teardrop kitchen on steroids with a nice big top opening fridge on a pull out, counter surface area, sink, stove etc... And plumb it all with an on demand propane water heater plumbed hot and cold with mixer taps on both sides...
Give the trailer enough tire and ground clearance to bounce around anywhere you would be willing to take a 4x4 camper van.
Gray water handling of course is a constant what to do about it but that can be figured out.
So stroke of genius or should I get checked for just a stroke?