Evolved taste in teardrops?

I'm just toying with ideas. I really like my Baja Benroy, but it's too heavy for the Jetta. So....
A couple days ago I built a 5x9 model (side profile) of an ultra light weight teardrop, similar to the Midget Trailer. It look kinda... well lets just say "old". Michelle didn't like it.
So then I built a model of a kwel "Rugged" with dual slideouts. The rugged was a 4x8 teardrop, but the slideouts allowed me to have a queen sized bed in there. Michelle didn't like it.
Next for a little humor I cut this profile out... It's 5' wide, long and low...
And wouldn't you know, Michelle liked it.
Problem is, I can't get my table into it.
Mike...
A couple days ago I built a 5x9 model (side profile) of an ultra light weight teardrop, similar to the Midget Trailer. It look kinda... well lets just say "old". Michelle didn't like it.
So then I built a model of a kwel "Rugged" with dual slideouts. The rugged was a 4x8 teardrop, but the slideouts allowed me to have a queen sized bed in there. Michelle didn't like it.
Next for a little humor I cut this profile out... It's 5' wide, long and low...

And wouldn't you know, Michelle liked it.
Problem is, I can't get my table into it.

Mike...