I hope this isn't too risque, but it has reference to size perspective and BBQ so here goes...
Wife told me this joke -
Guy and his wife are pulling weeds in the garden. Guy checks out wife's butt and says, "gee honey, your butt's looking kinda big". She ignores him.
They work on and he can't help but say, "my that is a big butt", she shoots him a cautionary look, but doesn't say anything.
They work on a bit and he says again, "deary I think your butt's gotten bigger, look here, it's as big as the BBQ grill!" She continues to ignore him.
Later, after they've had a chance to clean up and cool off, he's thinking back on the day and starts getting a little frisky. She turns to him and says, "if you think I'm going to fire this thing up for one little wiener, you've got another think coming!"
