Let's tell some OLD jokes.

Things that don't fit anywhere else...

Postby bittmann » Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:57 am

Knock Knock.

Who's There?

Banana.

Banana Who?

Knock Knock.

Who's There?

Banana.

Banana Who?

Knock Knock.

Who's There?

Banana.

Banana Who?

Knock Knock.

Who's There?

Orange.

Orange Who?

Orange you glad I didn't say "Banana"?
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Postby madjack » Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:43 pm

...didja hear about the dumb terrorist that tried to blow up a bus.......

...yeah, they caught him at the hospital, getting treated for burned lips.......



8)
...I have come to believe that, conflict resolution, through violence, is never acceptable.....................mj
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Postby Roly Nelson » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:10 am

"Hey, I've got the meanest dog in the world, he bites and has a head on both ends".
"A head on both ends, how does he poop?" asks my friend.
"He don't" I tell him, "that's what makes him so mean!"
:? :oops: Reluctantly signed by................Roly 8)
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