by webbaldo » Thu May 02, 2013 3:48 am
The UK is full of em here lol
Funny English Village and Place Names in England
◾Acock’s Green, Worcestershire, UK
◾Babes Well, Durham, UK
◾Bachelors Bump, Essex, UK
◾Backside Lane, Oxfordshire
◾Balls Green, Kent, England
◾Balls Cross, WestSussex
◾Bareleg Hill, Staffordshire, UK
◾Barking, Essex
◾Beaver Close, Surrey
◾Bedlam Bottom, Hampshire, UK
◾Beef Lane, Oxfordshire
◾Beer, Devon, UK
◾Beggars Bush, Sussex passed her prime
◾Bell End near Lickey End
◾Bishops Itchington, Staffs, UK
◾Bitchfield, Lincolnshire
◾Boggy Bottom, Abbots Langley, Herts, UK
◾Booty Lane, NorthYorkshire
◾Bottoms Fold, Lancashire
◾Broadbottom, Cheshire, UK
◾Brown Willy, Cornwall,UK
◾Bushygap, Northumberland, UK
◾Catholes, Cumbria
◾Catsgore, Somerset, UK
◾Charles Bottom, Devon, UK
◾Clap Hill, village in Kent, UK
◾Clay Bottom, Bristol, UK
◾Cock Alley, Calow, UK
◾Cock Bridge, Hope, Derbyshire, UK
◾Cock Green, nr Braintree
◾Cock Lane, Tutts Clump, Berkshire, UK
◾Cock Law, Northumberland, UK
◾Cock and Bell Lane, Suffolk
◾Cockermouth, Cumbria
◾Cockernhoe, nr Luton, UK
◾Cocking, Midhurst, West Sussex, UK
◾Cockintake, Staffordshire, UK
◾Cockpit Hill, Derbyshire, UK
◾Cockplay, Northumberland, UK
◾Cocks, Cornwall
◾Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire
◾Cockshot, Northumberland, UK
◾Cockshutt Wood, Sheffield, UK
◾Cockup Lake District, Cumbria. UK
◾Coldwind, Cornwall, UK
◾Crackington Haven, Cornwall, UK
◾Crackpot, North Yorkshire, UK
◾Crapstone, Devon
◾Crotch Crescent, Oxford
◾Deans Bottom, Kent, UK
◾Devil’s Lapful, Northumberland, UK
◾Dicks Mount, Suffolk
◾Drinkstone, Suffolk, UK
◾Faggot, Northumberland, UK
◾Fanny Barks, Durham, UK
◾Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire
◾Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire
◾Feltham Close, Hampshire
◾Feltwell, Norfolk
◾Fingringhoe, Essex
◾Flesh Shank, Northumberland, UK
◾Friars Entry, Oxfordshire
◾Fruitfall Cove, Cornwall, UK
◾Fudgepack upon Humber, Humberside
◾Gay Street, Sussex. UK
◾Gays Hill, Cornwall, UK
◾Giggleswick, Staincliffe, Nth. Yorkshire, UK
◾Golden Balls, Oxfordshire, UK
◾Gravelly Bottom Road, nr Langley Heath, Kent, UK
◾Great Cockup & Little Cockup, hills in The Lake District, UK
◾Great Horwood, Bucks, UK
◾Great Tosson, Northumberland
◾Grope Lane, Shropshire
◾Hampton Gay, Oxfordshire, UK
◾Happy Bottom, Dorset
◾Helstone, Cornwall, UK
◾Hole Bottom, Yorkshire, UK
◾Hole of Horcum, North Yorkshire
◾Holly Bush, Ledbury, Herefordshire, UK
◾Honey Knob Hill, Wiltshire
◾Honeypot Lane, Leicestershire
◾Hooker Road, Norwich
◾Horncastle, Linconshire
◾Horneyman, Kent, UK
◾Hornyold Road, Malvern Wells, UK
◾Horwood, Devon, UK
◾Jeffries Passage, Surrey
◾Jolly’s Bottom, Cornwall, UK
◾Juggs Close, EastSussex
◾Knockerdown, Derbyshire, UK
◾Letch Lane, Bourton-on-the-Water, The Cotswolds, UK
◾Lickar Moor, Northumberland, UK
◾Lickers Lane, Merseyside
◾Lickey End, Worcestershire, UK
◾Lickfold, West Sussex
◾Little Horwood, Bucks, UK
◾Little Bushey Lane, Hertfordshire
◾Long Lover Lane, Halifax
◾Lower Swell, Gloucestershire
◾Menlove Avenue, Liverpool
◾Minge Lane, Worcestershire
◾Moisty Lane, Staffordshire
◾Nether Wallop, Hampshire
◾Nob End, South Lancashire, UK
◾Nork Rise, Surrey
◾North Piddle, Worcestershire
◾Ogle Close, Merseyside
◾Old Sodbury, Gloucestershire
◾Old Sodom Lane, Wiltshire
◾Over Peover, Cheshire, UK
◾Pant, Shropshire
◾Penistone, Sth Yorkshire, UK
◾Piddle River, Dorset, UK
◾Pork Lane, Essex
◾Pratt’s Bottom, Kent
◾Prickwillow, Cambridgeshire
◾Pump Alley, Middlesex
◾Ram Alley, Wiltshire, UK
◾Ramsbottom, Lancs, UK
◾Rimswell, East Riding of Yorkshire
◾Sandy Balls, Hampshire
◾Scratchy Bottom, Dorset, UK
◾Shaggs, Dorset, UK
◾Shingaycum Wendy, Buckinghamshire
◾Shitlingthorpe, Yorkshire, UK
◾Shitterton, Dorset
◾Shittington,, Bedfordshire, UK
◾Six Mile Bottom, Cambridge, UK
◾Slackbottom, Yorkshire, UK
◾Slag Lane, Merseyside
◾Slip End, Beds, UK
◾Slippery Lane, Staffordshire
◾Snatchup, Hertfordshire
◾Spanker Lane, Derbyshire.
◾Spitalin the Street, Lincolnshire
◾Splatt, Cornwall, UK
◾Staines, Surrey
◾Stow cum Quy, Cambridgeshire, UK
◾Swell, Somerset
◾The Blind Fiddler, Cornwall, UK
◾The Bush, Buckinghamshire
◾The Furry, Cornwall
◾The Knob, Oxfordshire
◾Thong, Kent
◾Tinkerbush Lane, Oxfordshire
◾Titcomb, near Inkpen, Berkshire, UK
◾Titlington Mount, Northumberland
◾Titty Hill, Sussex, UK
◾Titty Ho, Northamptonshire
◾Tosside, Lancashire
◾Turkey Cock Lane, Colchester, Essex, UK
◾Ugley, Essex
◾Upper Bleeding, Sussex, UK
◾Upper Chute, Hampshire, UK
◾Upper Dicker & Lower Dicker, East Sussex, UK
◾Upperthong, West Riding, Yorkshire, UK
◾Wash Dyke, Norfolk, UK
◾Weedon Lois, Northampton
◾Weedon, in the Parish of Hardwick, Buckinghamshire, UK
◾Weeford, Staffordshire, UK
◾Wet Rain, Yorkshire, UK
◾Wetwang, East Yorkshire
◾WhamBottomLane, Lancashire
◾Wideopen, Newcastle, UK
◾Willey, Warwickshire
◾Winkle Street, Southampton
◾Wormegay, Norfolk, UK
Funny Place Names in Scotland
◾Ardfork, Aberdeenshire
◾Ardgay, Ross & Cromarty, UK
◾Assloss, Ayrshire, Scotland
◾Backside, Aberdeenshire, Scotland
◾Backside, Banffshire, Scotland
◾Ballownie, Angus, UK
◾Blackdikes, Angus
◾Bladda, Paisley
◾Forest Dyke Road, Lanarkshire
◾Boghead, Ayrshire
◾Boysack, Angus, Scot.
◾Brokenwind, Aberdeenshire
◾Butt of Lewis, Hebrides, Scotland, UK
◾Cock of Arran, Isle of Arran, Scotland, UK
◾Cumloden Court, Dumfries and Galloway
◾Dick Court, Lanarkshire
◾East Breast, Inverclyde
◾Fannyfield, Ross and Cromarty, UK
◾Fattiehead, Banffshire, Scotland
◾Hillo’ManyStanes, Scotland
◾Inchbare, Angus, uk
◾Inchinnan Drive, Renfrewshire
◾Inchmore, Aberdeenshire
◾Merkins Avenue, West Dumbartonshire
◾Stripeside, Banffshire, UK
◾Tarty, Aberdeenshire, Scotland, UK
◾The Bastard, a mountain in Scotland, uk
◾Twatt, Orkney
Funny Welsh Place Names
◾Bullyhole Bottom, Monmouthshire, Wales, UK
◾Cat’s Ash, Monmouthshire, Wales
◾Pant-y-Felin Road, Swansea
◾Penisarwaen, village in Gwynedd, UK
◾Sodom, Flintshire, Wales, UK
◾Splott, Cardiff, Wales
◾St.Mellons, Cardiff
◾Stop-and-Call, Pembrokeshire, UK
◾Tarts Hill, Flintshire, Wales, UK
◾Three Cocks, Breconshire, Wales, UK
Likes to think he's Norm from New Yankee Workshop
In reality, hes a average DIY'er with a 18x16ft Wooden shed