by SmokeyBob » Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:37 am
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied.
The teacher, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.
The teacher asks. "Janie, why are you a Red Sox fan?"
"Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, "That is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were stupid and your dad were stupid, what would you be then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."