Now before any you English majors rip anyone's poem apart, remember to goal here is just to be creative and have fun. Be sure to snap both of your fingers simultaneously after you read each poem.
I'll start with a pseudo-Haiku that I like to call "Involuntary Speed Suppression"
Large white RV
Retirees traveling with a car in tow
blocking traffic flow
No offense intended to any retirees. It's just that I was behind a large RV today as I was trying to make it to an appointment. The RV kept my speed at a minimum

Now you all try!
Todah