Funny/interesting quotes you've heard...

[2bits]

Acceptance is the first step, LOADING is the second

[DrCrash]

" I work for cold hard cash. If your looking for loyalty buy a dog."

[rebapuck]

"If we can put a man on the moon....why can't we put them all there?"

[parnold]

"If we can put a man on the moon....why can't we put them all there?"

Just gotta love gender bashing!

[jan4peace]

"An agreement is not an agreement until the parties to the agreement have reached an agreement." - Irish Politician on RTE radio

[2bits]

"An agreement is not an agreement until the parties to the agreement have reached an agreement." - Irish Politician on RTE radio

I Agree

[canned o minimum]

Yer SO agreeable !Don't ya agree ?

[canned o minimum]

"Your ability to communicate with me is directly porportionate to your ability to think..."

[greekspeedoman]

I had a college professor who once said,

"Having sex while wearing a condom is like wearing a raincoat on a sunny day."

I'll never forget that.

[jan4peace]

"You don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich."

Phil McGraw

[canned o minimum]

I had a college professor who once said,

"Having sex while wearing a condom is like wearing a raincoat on a sunny day."

I'll never forget that.

Unless the wearing of the condom protects you from sumthin DEADLY !

[WarPony]

Sometimes when opportunity knocks, it has a search warrant.....

[jan4peace]

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. -Benjamin Franklin


I...for one...am happy with the man I married. LOL
-Jan

[PanelDeland]

Unless life gives you some water and sugar your lemonade is gonna blow!

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"


Ya can't make chicken salad outta chicken poop!!

[canned o minimum]

Unless life gives you some water and sugar your lemonade is gonna blow!

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"


Ya can't make chicken salad outta chicken poop!!

BRAVO !!