I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere.
~Author Unknown
The U.S. Constitution is less than a quarter the length of the owner's manual for a 1998 Toyota Camry, and yet it has managed to keep 300 million of the world's most unruly, passionate and energetic people safe, prosperous and free.
~P. J. O'Rourke
If you want to know what a man is really like, take notice how he acts when he loses money.
~New England proverb