Thought for the day or Something to think about.

[SmokeyBob]

"Life is under no obligation to give us what we expect."

~ Margaret Mitchell


"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays."

~ Ogden Nash


"Hope never abandons you, you abandon it."

~George Weinberg

[SmokeyBob]

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." ~ Douglas Adams


"You are never too old to set another goal or dream a new dream." ~ C.S. Lewis


"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." ~ Berthold Auerbach

[SmokeyBob]

"After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives" ~ Oscar Wilde


"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success." ~ Albert Schweitzer


"Gardening requires a lot of water – most of it in the form of perspiration." ~ Lou Erickson

[SmokeyBob]

"In the spring, I have counted 136 Different kinds of weather inside 24 hours." ~ Mark Twain


"Science has never drummed up quite as effective a tranquilizing agent as a sunny spring day." ~ W. Early Hall


"No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn." ~ Hal Borland

[SmokeyBob]

"There comes a time when you have to choose between turning the page and closing the book." ~ Josh Jameson.


“You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.” ~ George Burns


"Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush." ~ Doug Larson

[SmokeyBob]

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.
John F. Kennedy

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
Confucius

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.
Harvey Fierstein

[SmokeyBob]

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." ~ Ann Landers


"Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress." ~ Alfred A. Montapert


"Be content with what you have, rejoice in the way things are. When you realize there is nothing lacking, the whole world belongs to you."
~ Lao Tzu

[SmokeyBob]

"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?" ~ Jay Leno


We must be willing to get rid of the life we’ve planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us. ~-Joseph Campbell


"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality."~ Jules de Gaultier

[SmokeyBob]

The most damaging phrase in the language is: It's always been done that way. ~ Grace Hopper


Life doesn't make any sense and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway. ~ Eric Idle


Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward Heaven. ~ Henry Ward Beecher

[SmokeyBob]

"Failure is only the opportunity to more intelligently begin again." ~ Henry Ford


"You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants." ~ Stephen King


"The irony of life is not that you cannot forget, but that you can." ~ Gertrude Atherton

[SmokeyBob]

"April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four." ~ Mark Twain


"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me." ~ Chinese Proverb


"You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. " ~Abraham Lincoln

[SmokeyBob]

April is the cruelest month." ~ T.S. Eliot


"Every strike brings me closer to the next home run." ~ Babe Ruth


"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." ~ Bob Hope.

[SmokeyBob]

"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it." ~ -Bernard Bailey


"A day without laughter is a day wasted." ~ Charlie Chaplin


"It ain't braggin' if you can back it up." ~ Dizzy Dean

[SmokeyBob]

"Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one." ~ Oscar Wilde


"Never look down on anybody unless you are helping him up." ~ Jesse Jackson


"April is a promise that May is bound to keep." ~ Hal Borland

[SmokeyBob]

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand." ~ Leo Durocher


"Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music." ~ George Carlin


"No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear." ~ C.S. Lewis