I will send you a personal message next time it goes on sale for $0 (and update this string)...and another one the first time it goes on sale after Christmas for $0. If you buy the Kindle early enough you can give it to your wife with SPLINTERED DOORS already on it so she has something to read starting Christmas night...

Of course if you have an Amazon PRIME membership you can borrow SPLINTERED DOORS for free. The advantage here is I get paid by Amazon for every time my book is borrowed by a PRIME customer. They pay me, and every author who makes their ebook available to PRIME customers, because it gives people more incentive to purchase the PRIME membership...where they make money. For a regular $2.99 ebook the payout from Amazon for a borrowed ebook is pretty close to the commission on a sale. That's why I like it when PRIME Amazon customers borrow my book...cost them nothing...and I get paid for getting my story out. It's a real win-win situation.
So if you don't have a PRIME account to borrow it, wait for it to be free. It will say $0 for the price with a $2.99 Discount.