According to
this thread,I'm supposed to present myself, the Tear and supporting documents to a Vehicle Theft Officer, so they can prove to their own satisfaction that I haven't stolen the trailer or any of its parts. They are then supposed to issue me a form VTR-68A, so I can apply for a VIN number. That's a Vehicle Identification Number, for the uninitiated. Actually, a "VIN number" would be a Vehicle Identification Number number.

(This extra "number" should be reported to the Department of Redundancy Department.

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The Texas Department of Public Safety used to do this, but they don't do that any more.

If you Google "Vehicle Theft Officer", you get tons of irrelevant.

I searched through the front of the phone book for a possible provider without any luck.

After giving great thought as to who would know the answer, I called the county tax assessor's office, and the nice lady directed me to a detective in the county sheriff's office, who is, indeed, a Vehicle Theft Officer who does this sort of thing.

I called the number, and got voice mail. It informed me that Inspection Day is usually Wednesday from 9-11 am. That was yesterday. Great timing.

Furthermore, the voice mail goes on to tell me that Inspection Day for the 22nd is cancelled,

and the next available date is the 29th.

I want to leave on the 23rd.

I called the sheriff's office in the county just south of here (I don't want to mention names and get someone PO'ed at me), and the operator sent me to a nice lady in the wrong department who listened to my explanation, took my phone number, and promised to call me back. Ooooookay.

What are the chances of that?
By now I've realized that county sheriffs are issuing VTR-68A's like the DPS used to do.

I called a neighboring county's sheriff, explained myself again, and the operator said "Oh! You need to talk to Investigator X, but he's not in. Investigator Y should be able to help you."

I explained what I needed to Y. He said he was leaving for Wisconsin tomorrow, but X would be back Monday. I explained my deadline and about the local Inspection Day being cancelled. "Oh, yeah!," he said. "They all go off to a conference this time of year."
Great timing.
Registration Day (two) begins Monday morning.
Now that the day is shot,
