Stop me before I buy again

[Chip]

Ya'll will have to forgive me and the following statement,,, I appoligize for its content and hope none are offended,,,


Ira,,, "HELL NO" please we beg of you,,, young eyes may be watching,, they could be ruined fer life,,, think of the children,,, and Madjack before you chime in with your already famous phrase,,, NO PICS,,, NO PICS,,,

Woody we will pass the hat if ya just take him out,,, NO THONG,,,



chipper

[Ira]

First of all, if I got the thong and posted pics of me modeling it, there would be nothing to see that would scar innocent young minds anyway. (It only LOOKS big because I'm so short.)

Second, I can't order the boxers for two more weeks anyway:

As it is, THIS week, my 24" ship wheel for the hatch, my Coleman shower, and my crab buoys are all being delivered.

And after my wife sees these arrivals, she's gonna cut off anything I have down there ANYWAY.

[Sonetpro]

I'll look at the pic, But Ira has to wear this in addition to what Chip mentioned.

[madjack]

...if Ira can talk her into sitting on his....errr shoulders, I am sure he will "wear" her ...........

[sdtripper2]

Ira:

You gotta show off your shorts for us....

Your the crab king around here and you will measure uP for sure in your sporty shorts. You are an inspiration for us and now a hot model to remember if only you will sport your crab shorts for your adoring masses here on the forum? We all love your attitude and appreciate your crabs as they have grown on us .... so come on "Ira" and give us a look see.
A Crab show and tell if you will? hehehe

Now Chip and all the rest have worked tirelessly finding URL's of places to quench your lust for crabby things to cover yur buns .... so you have to reciprocate and do the right thing for Chip and the crew here on the forum.

I am sure Ira that Doug and all concerned will demand proof that you pinched those shorts as a good crab would do?