Teardrops n Tiny Travel Trailers

by **kirtsjc** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:52 am

PaulC wrote:Hi Dale, What's frightening about that is it looks like I only have two to go!

Cheers
Paul

Hijacking for a moment this thread, the zoo in my town has for it's summer show "Creatures & Features from Down Under."

Thus, I wonder if PaulC is a part of the show?

Hum..... Would he be in the Drop Bears? :shock:

Would he be in the Wierd and Wonderful (i.e. Platatpusses?)

Where oh where in the show would he be?

We now return you to the regularly scheduled mayham, er, thread!

by **halfdome, Danny** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:52 pm

Worth watching - it's a hoot. Don't forget the audio.

YouTube - Jedi Breakfast.url

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1O3HkI3Wrg

by **PaulC** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:22 pm

Okay John,

Platypus(singular and plural) are a mammal that lays eggs, has a duckbill and webbed feet--Nup, not me. :lol:

Drop bears are as common as bunyips over here in that they do'nt exist, apart from in some people's imagination-- could be me :lol:

Cheers
Paul :thumbsup:

by **kirtsjc** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:38 pm

PaulC wrote:Okay John,

Platypus(singular and plural) are a mammal that lays eggs, has a duckbill and webbed feet--Nup, not me.

Drop bears are as common as bunyips over here in that they do'nt exist, apart from in some people's imagination-- could be me

Cheers
Paul

Are you sure it is not platypi for singular? :lol:

OK, Koalas instead of Drop bears... Are you one?

Oh well, I guess I have to go to the show and try to find you!!!!

by **PaulC** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:55 am

kirtsjc wrote:
PaulC wrote:Okay John,

Platypus(singular and plural) are a mammal that lays eggs, has a duckbill and webbed feet--Nup, not me.

Drop bears are as common as bunyips over here in that they do'nt exist, apart from in some people's imagination-- could be me

Cheers
Paul

Are you sure it is not platypi for singular?

OK, Koalas instead of Drop bears... Are you one?

Oh well, I guess I have to go to the show and try to find you!!!!

One platypus, two platypus, three platypus, four. Nup, ain't no platypi in that lot! :lol:

Koala Bear, Not a bear in the true sense, hangs out in gum trees eating gum leaves. Does'nt drink and grunts to get attention or warn others of.
Apart from the gumleaf thing, I suppose that could be me. :lol:

Now if they've got a wombat there, they are known to eat, roots, shoots and leaves. That could also be me. :lol:

Cheers
Paul :thumbsup:

by **Sonetpro** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:18 am

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."

by **Rob** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:37 am

Why items are male and female:

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over- inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

by **cracker39** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:10 pm

OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast, but did you know that:

666 - Number of the Beast
668 – Next-door Neighbor of the beast
660 - Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 - Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666666 - Number of the Millibeast
1/666 - Common Denominator of the Beast
666[-/(-1)] or 666*(-1)^(1/2) - Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010 - Binary of the Beast
29A - Hexadecimal of the Beast
-666 - Negative number of the Beast
00666 - Zip code of the Beast
$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 - Wal-Mart price of the Beast
$646.66 - Next week's Wal-Mart price of the Beast
6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast
Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 - Way of the Beast
665 - Older brother of the Beast
667 - Younger brother of the Beast
6-6-6 - Fertilizer of the Beast
666lb cap - Weight limit of the Beast
666 F - Oven temperature for cooking roast "Beast"
666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66% - 5 year CD rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank
$666 minimum deposit at FBHNB.
666% - Interest Rate charged by Tony the Beast, local loan shark
1-800-666-6666 - Toll free number of the Beast
1-666 – Area Code of the Beast
0666 English Area Code of the Beast
1-900-666-0666 – Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
DSM-666 (revised) – Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 - CPU of the Beast
666i - BMW of the Beast
IAM 666 – License plate number of the Beast
666iv – Local statute number regarding Beast parking
666-66-6666 - Social security number of the Beast
666.AC.com - URL of the Beast
Formula 666 - All Purpose Cleaner of the Beast
WD-666 - Spray Lubricant of the Beast
66.6 MHz - FM radio station of the Beast
666 KHz - AM Radio station of the Beast
“if 666 was 999” - recently discovered Jimi Hendrixixix outtake
(sic) (sic) (sic) – three Beastly errors in spelling or grammar in the original.

And don't forget 6X6X6 – the Lumber of the Beast

by **cracker39** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:51 pm

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr.Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bole of Bailys, a butle of Kehua, a pockage of Oros, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

by **madjack** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:08 pm

cracker39 wrote:I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr.Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bole of Bailys, a butle of Kehua, a pockage of Oros, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.