Heat People...

[Ira]

Caracas, where my wife is from, is actually a lot COOLER than South Florida. It's in a valley, kind of. Or is it on a mountaintop? I don't remember--when I visited, I was staring at the girls too much to ever notice.

But my wife will not open a window and it KILLS me. Not only do I want the fresh air, but the cost of our electricity--AC running nonstop--I need SOME kind of a break. My last eletric bill?

$325.

AC, pool pump, 2 kids, and my wife does a load of laundry EVERY day. And my place is NOT big.

$325--I'm ready to kill myself.