Joke thread

[sakrebleu1]

I thought we should have a joke thread. Sorry if there is another one, I can't really find it

I'll start:
Why does North Korea excel at drawing straight lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler.

[sakrebleu1]

Here's another one:
"Daddy, how do stars die?"
"Drugs, normally."

[pohukai]

I love the far side, but needed to make a change to one of my favorites.

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[Bill n Robi]

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