We're now hiring our Summer Cabin Pest Extermination Team (exterior), and this guy showed up for an interview
Some sort of bull snake?
No problem finding help despite the government stimulus checks. These folks work for food!
We have open steps from the porch to the ground level, and a few years ago a large bodied snake showed up wearing a diamond back, to fool predators into thinking he was a rattler. I met him on a middle step as I was walking halfway down. Since I couldn't see his head or tail, just his diamonds, he fooled me! (If you ever meet Shelly, she may claim I used words I only use in the workshop, and she may even claim I raised my voice. I deny that! But it did get my attention.)
Tom