Dad Jokes

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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby rjgimp » Sun Apr 27, 2025 9:30 pm

I have a hen who counts her own eggs.
She is a mathemachicken.
-Rob


I hope to make it to a Procrastinators Anonymous meeting someday...
just as soon as the steering committee gets around to scheduling one!
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby DJ Davis » Sun Apr 27, 2025 10:55 pm

Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan!
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