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Postby Dee Bee » Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:26 am

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is.... being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery... and even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone else's ass
and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day


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Postby madjack » Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:48 am

It made me laugh as well Dee...sound and sage advice to all self important types...somebody here once had a sig that stated..."if you think your important, try ordering someone else's dog around"...very similar sentiment...now for a towel please so I can clean the keyboard/monitor...
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Postby kajamelu4 » Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:21 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Miriam C. » Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:23 pm

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
How very appropriate for today.

Bless you Dee Bee
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Postby sdtripper2 » Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:00 pm

I will have Nun of this ass. Nope it wouldn't be prudent~Image
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Postby sjptak » Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:21 pm

Good one.......... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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