A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Texas
LongHorn fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are
Texas fans too.
Not really knowing what a Texas fan was, but wanting to be liked by their
teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception.
A little girl named Janet has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different."Because I'm not
a Texas fan" she reports. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm a
proud Oklahoma University - Boomer Sooner fan" boasts the little girl. The
teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Janet
why she is an Oklahoma fan. "Well, my Dad & Mom are Sooner fans, so I'm a
Sooner fan too" she responds. The teacher is angry now. "That's no
reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, & your dad was an
idiot. What would you be then?"
Janet smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Texas fan."
Karol
The rest of ya can insert your own team rivals in there.....
