The Lonely Brain Cell

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The Lonely Brain Cell

Postby Paw_Paw_Drew » Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:23 am

This Joke needs to be in the joke section but I needed to get it in fast and get checked out to go to work. Hope you like it even though I take a little offense at it.

The Lonely Brain Cell

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?" Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away..............
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Sorry Forgot the punch line

Postby Paw_Paw_Drew » Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:24 am

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Postby Chip » Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:48 am

now dat just aint right,,,, I resemble dat statement :lol: :lol:

I guess its a good thing I aint brain dead though :applause: :thumbsup:

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Postby bledsoe3 » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:21 pm

That's not funny!















OK yes it is. It's a good thing I wasn't drinking at the time. How would I have explained that one to the IT rep. :rofl:
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Postby Miriam C. » Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:30 am

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl2: :whistle: :angel: :lips: :lady:
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Well heck! It was funny. I was expecting an ecco or blond joke.

BTW- a warning with these offensive jokes so I don't choke or mess up my screen. :lol:
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Postby Mary K » Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:29 am

Good One, Paw-Paw :rofl2:

Yes a warning please, I just had to make up a lie to tell my boss, when he asked what I was busting out laughing at... (Don't want him to know I was traerdropping)

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down here

Postby jay » Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:23 pm

fallen and couldn't get up...?
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