Hey, just read this poll.
thobbs made out like a fat rat on his B'day. Guys, don't take advice from a guy drunk on pickle juice, listen to me, I'm an expert.
Drag Ma to the Sporting Goods store, stand in front items that you want. Drool over them, fiddle with the knobs, ooh and aah over them, give each of them a loving caress. Do the same thing to Ma when you get home and you can have everything you want!
My birthday is October 6th. This advice works for everybody!