I'm gonna be a publisher--Update

[madjack]

Ira, being relatively sick with an appreciation of off the wall "taboo" humor, I would certainly goto page two....Love the Onion and my favorite http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
madjack

[doug hodder]

You're right Miriam...but remember the flap over Jerry Lee Lewis and his cousin? It's been there for years...ain't right, but it has been there, it isn't new turf......Doug

[Miriam C.]

And his songs. Whew laudy.
Third cousin twice removed. They were married how long??? Sorry, Southern to the core.

[PaulC]

I've been reading this with interest.
If you can get half the reaction out there, that you've had here, you're on a winner Ira.

I'll be one of your first subscribers.

Even down here, what you write, is funny

Cheers and Good Luck

Paul

[sdtripper2]

Ira, being relatively sick with an appreciation of off the
wall "taboo" humor, I would certainly goto page two....
Love the Onion and my favorite http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Thanks .... "One" that knows no limits to Madness.

I will now be able to enjoy some smiles from this online source.

[madjack]

Steve, don't tell me you have never come across Landover Baptist before...get your spit towel ready...itssa hoot
madjack

[Ira]

Thanks for the support, guys.

However, after doing some thinking, I think I'm going to clean up the rest of it. (I'll show you the unedited version soon.)

If one little number like "12" can provoke such reaction, those remaining paragraphs would put me in jail.

Yeah, we SORT of have freedom of speech in this country. That's what it says on paper anyway. "They're" going to invoke something called community standards--even though they don't know that only refers to broadcasting.

Here's the kicker, and this is where I'm grinning ear to ear:

As you know, my printer is printing the first issue for free for me. Since I'm busy with a full-time job and a TD, and since I don't have the time right now to go out and try to sell ad space, I'm using the first issue as a showcase to sell future space. (The strip clubs will be lining up at my door.)

I'm actually running FREE ads now, so the issue looks "normal."

Well, since I'm not selling space or making any money on the first issue, I have no need to get my city and occupational licenses. But once it goes to the printer, I'll go and get those licenses anyway. (Real easy to do.)

The way I see it, the worst they can try to do is pull my license, and THEN we have a lawsuit.

[Steve_Cox]

Ira,

I guess your first issue would be too late for a political ad. But I really liked this one from Landover Babtist. Oops, that kid isn't 16. I take it that is now the approved age on this forum that the debauchery can begin, although I also thought the political rights slogan was "no child left behind"

[Ira]

HAH!!! THAT'S GREAT!!!

[Miriam C.]

Ira,

I guess your first issue would be too late for a political ad. But I really liked this one from Landover Babtist. Oops, that kid isn't 16. I take it that is now the approved age on this forum that the debauchery can begin, although I also thought the political rights slogan was "no child left behind"

Steve, 16 is the age when you really can't prevent the debauchery. Unless you live in a state where 12 is OK.

Ira, I thought you were doing political hits too?

[Laredo]

Ira,
You gotta find a way to poke fun at the bodybuilders in one issue.
Please?

[Ira]

I'm staying away from politics, unless it's equally bashing both sides.

Politics is way more dangerous than sex and religion!!

[sjptak]

I'm staying away from politics, unless it's equally bashing both sides.

Politics is way more dangerous than sex and religion!!

Ira,

You are a VERY smart man... I really mean that, all kidding aside.

[dmb90260]

I'm staying away from politics, unless it's equally bashing both sides.

Politics is way more dangerous than sex and religion!!

But in Florida it is funnier

[jay]

anyone who thinks pedophilia is funny needs real help