UFO - O'Hare???

[angib]

If the little green men are coming here (fairly) unobtrusively, it may be because they're clever enough to know that any serious contact with us will destroy our civilisation completely.

And just in case it is Ira, I'm bowing, I'm bowing.......

Andrew

[alaska teardrop]

Could the UFO have been a flying Snow Crab returning South after finding North Pole too cold and way far right, notwithstanding there being no trailer parking codes?

Ira,

I had a good chuckle to myself when you changed your avatar location to North Pole. In this part of the world, North Pole is well known as the bastion of far right political and religious thought.

Fred

[Randy G]

Ira is in charge. He is our leader. Please go see him first.


ALL HAIL IRA!

I was thinking before I ran across the above, who we would take the
aliens too when they wanted to see our leader, thanks for clearing that one up

[Laredo]

IRA ... keep your phaser on stun!

[Jst83]

Are we sure Ira isn't an Alien. Be careful how you joke

[elmo]

Are we sure Ira isn't an Alien. Be careful how you joke

This would explain alot!!

[Outlaw]

Ira, do you have a personal relationship with Tom Cruise?

Sorry buddy, I just had to say it.

[elmo]

Ira, do you have a personal relationship with Tom Cruise?

Sorry buddy, I just had to say it.

I am starting to worry this might be true...we really haven't had any comments from Ira since we figured out his secret.

Does a probing count as personal relations? At least Tom is a little guy with small hands!

[Ira]

After my magazine comes out, they're gonna SHOOT me into outer space.

Anyone have the phone number for the ACLU handy?

[elmo]

After my magazine comes out, they're gonna SHOOT me into outer space.

Anyone have the phone number for the ACLU handy?

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