One for annoyances

[Nitetimes]

"The next time you find yourself on a plane or anywhere else, sitting next to someone who cannot resist chattering to you endlessly,

I urge you to quietly pull your laptop out of your bag, carefully open the screen

(ensuring the irritating person next to you can see it),

and hit this link

[Kevin A]

Yup, that would definitely get their attention.

[Nitetimes]

Not wanting to sit in the emergency room for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck on a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they were not that sick after all.

Here is the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you are in need of quicker emergency service.






















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[Gage]

Man, I'm getting old. I had to check it twice to figure out what it was about.

[asianflava]

That would be funny.....Until they threw you off the plane.

[Outlaw]

Priceless . . .

[cam5e]

Too Funny!

I worked with a guy who had formerly worked for Iowa Network Services. He kept his old company jacket in his truck so when we went to the local taco place the line would reduce by more than half when we walked in. The back of the jacket, INS in about 10" letters. Worked like a charm every time.

[oklahomajewel]

Absolutely HILARIOUS!!!!!!

[Miriam C.]

Yep that would work.


A warning---that could be considered yelling bomb and get you a few nights with bubba.

Still funny though.

[Paw_Paw_Drew]

Wish I could have saved that on my computer. As for INS Jacket. Must nothave been a true mexican place as you got service.

[srfrcrux]

My only question is what is in your food? After wearing that jacket "INS"...
Maybe what's in the coffee post...???

[Ma3tt]

We pulled up in our Ranger pick up truck with the lights, radio antennas, roll bar etc to a car wash, there was a flurry of guys running out the back. needless to say the owner asked us never to come back to his establishment. We apologized all we wanted to do was get the mud off the truck.

[Dewayne_Mellen]

MY grandpa told me once that when he worked at a factory in California half of the people worked in factory would leave if a green van pulled up next to the factory. INS drove green vans.

[Bobgorilla]

I was flying from Houston to Jacksonville (while in college) with a guy who's parents are Egyptian and he has Arab features. We were goimg to join a Sealand container ship over christmas as part of school. We got to the airport about 3 hours early. I went thru the security check point first, as his handheld baggage went thru the scanner the guard asked him what his 3 cell flashlight was. Thinking she was being funny, he decided to be funny back and said "Its a bomb". I just kept walking thinking uh oh. He missed that plane and wound up on one about 2 hours behind me. When he finally arrived he was still looking shaken and scared. They had apparently put the fear of god in him. This happened in 1984 You may wish to rethink this idea or the person next to you may find it funnier than you do!

[Nitetimes]

You may wish to rethink this idea or the person next to you may find it funnier than you do!

Could be, but with the right person it would still be funny!!