I had the day off for a change and it was clear and sunny and just above freezing. It made me feel like Spring was on the way. I decided that since there was enough sun in the driveway I would give the Blazer a much needed wash job and while I’m at it I would wash the tear too. I drug out the long garden hose that was delibertly left on the ground to drain. I hooked it up and turned on the water and all I got was one ice cube . For 15 minutes I continually beat on that hose to disloge the ice cubes and just a small trickle would come out. I even drove the Blazer on it with no luck. I glad my neighbors were at work or they may have thought I was having some kind of fit or something. For those of you that have never lived in a freezing climate if you leave a hose connected to the hose bib all nicely rolled up it will freeze the hose and continue into the hose bib and burst the water pipes. That’s from experience, ugh. Anyway I hooked up the tear and drove to the car wash only to find the change machine didn’t like my paper money. I went next door to the 7-11 to get change and watched some dumb ass teen boy pass a phoney $50 bill. The owner told him he wanted his ID so he went to his car to get it an disappeared. He is now on video. Back at the car wash my new folding money didn’t work either so I got desperate and inserted a $20 bill and to my surprise it gave me 24 tokens. From then on it was enjoyable to finally wash the Blazer and tear and I even sold some of my tokens to other patrons. I finished up and drove to Costco for a new 100' flexible garden hose. And you thought this was going to be dirty.

