The Rag Has Arrived--See New Red Text At Top

[Ira]

My mailbox here was 100% full, so if anyone tried to PM me with a mailing address for a copy and failed, try it now.

Weighing down my truck right now is 5,000 issues of the worst rag of a magazine to ever hit South Florida.

I'm taking off tomorrow, and this weekend, I'll be addressing the labels to get copies to all of you who contacted me with your full information.

I'm afraid--VERY afraid.

At my bar near work, during lunch, I saw like a 90-year-old woman pick up a copy and laugh her ass off.

90 wasn't the demographic I was going after.

[Outlaw]

Let me the first to congratulate you!

I'd love to have a copy. I pm'd my address. If you take Paypal, I'll glady send you the postage as well as any cost for the rag. Just PM me with the details > THANKS!

[Ira]

No charge to send.

I'll need all of you as witnesses on my behalf at my trial.

[Jst83]

I PM'd you info.

Can't wait to see it and I'd be glad to have your back at your trail

[Mary K]

I PM'd you info.

Can't wait to see it and I'd be glad to have your back at your trail

Ditto....

Mk

[Steve_Cox]

Congrats Ira, this must be a proud moment for you!

Sent a PM

[TRAIL-OF-TEARS]

Got my info in.

So when should we be expecting them?

Congrats Ira. I can't wait to see it.

[Ma3tt]

I told my wife that I was expecting an unusual magazine, my son said "Is it PORN?" I couldn't honestly tell him it wasn't. The whole family is now awaiting a weird magazine from Florida that is NOT to be thrown out with the rest of the junk mail.

[Juneaudave]

Ira....Congratulations...I'm watching this closely. If it works out, maybe we should collaborate and develope an Alaska Edition...perhaps the Salmon_ella Gazzette!!!

[dhazard]

Ira, please send two to Doug Hodder. It will give me a good excuse to go and see the Rocketear. Thanks, Dan

[bledsoe3]

I PM'd you info.

Can't wait to see it and I'd be glad to have your back at your trail

I'm waiting for a brown wrapped mag in my mailbox.
Can I testify in your behalf from across the country? Like others, I'd be happy to help with shipping costs.

[Nitetimes]

I sent you my info once I believe, if not let me know and I'll send it again, I gotta see this.
Congrats on the finished product.
One question tho. Are you impressed with it? That's usually the determining factor.

[Ira]

Holy crap:

I didn't log on last night, and I see I got 17 PMs. Will be sending them out before Monday.

To answer the above question, whether I'm proud of it, well--I wish it was 68 pages instead of 52. I know that design-wise it's perfect for its purposes, but you gotta understand that I've been staring at these pages for 3 months.

However, the reaction that i got at the bar yesterday after work was outstanding. People thet I knew and knew weren't just blowing smoke up my ass were laughing harder than I ever heard them laugh...people I didn't know were laughing at it, showing certain pages to their friends...and two friends of mine committed to advertising in the next issue. They said that no, it wasn't something they would be afraid to be associated with.

One female bartender, a new one who I didn't know, called me an asshole--because I have a photo in there of a Coral Springs cop car with the license plate retouched to say "I Brake For Tits." It seems her boyfriend is a cop, and she took offense at that.

Go figure! You wind up sweating the big stuff, and it's the stupid little stuff that annoys people.

Can't wait to get it around time the next few weeks.

[doug hodder]

Congratulations Ira...you deserve it, something like that takes a huge amount of time and effort.... Doug

[Miriam C.]

Congratulations Ira...you deserve it, something like that takes a huge amount of time and effort.... Doug

What he said. Having a publisher in house might be kinda fun. We can all get our names in the mag rag.

Enjoy your success!