Bulls Balls

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Edited to protect my reputation
Maryland To Ban Balls? by K.



A legislator in the state of Maryland wants the state to ban balls on public highways. Not balls as in baseballs, footballs, etc., but balls as in testicles.


State Delegate LeRoy E Myers, Jr., has introduced a bill to ban balls. His bill prohibits any "model, sign, sticker or other item" that shows uncovered human or animal genitals, as well as human buttocks or female breasts, from motor vehicles.


Myers sees his bill as a legislative public service.


In reality, Myers' bill is aimed at banning those plastic bull's balls some folks like to hang from the hitches on their pickup trucks and SUVs ... and apparently any other body part replica that some people may want to attach to their vehicles.


Washington County Sheriff's deputy Matthew Bragunier recently told the Herald-Mail newspaper that he figures that he sees, at least once a day, fake bull genitals flopping from the hitches of pickup trucks.


They're only a toy, but they're also unpleasant to look at, said Bragunier, worried what his 2-year-old girl might think someday.


Pamela Campbell, however, sees the fake bull genitals that she sells differently.


"Most people get a good smile out of it," she said. "It's not harmful."


Campbell, whose business is in Bullhead City, Arizona, said she was raised on a farm; anatomy was a lesson learned early and openly. She wondered why parents can't talk to their children about the facts of life.


And, thus, the great ball-banning debate has gotten underway in Maryland. Which side are you on? All those who oppose Myers' and Bragunier's view and who want to keep their balls, raise your right hands. WOW! Look at all those hands!


Okay, all those who support Myers' and Bragunier's view and support the ban, remove your balls. Right now. Don't hesitate. Right here in front of everyone, go ahead, remove your ... uh ... balls. Just use your wire-cutters to snip 'em right off if you have to. ... hates it when grown men cry.K.

[Miriam C.]

Some people just have way too much time on their hands. Another example of the government banning that which is truly harmless to children while they look the other way when the perverts take over the state.

I promised Mike he could keep his when we married.

Hey does this mean they can't take bulls to auction in open trailers? And all those other male animals will have to stay away from public roads.

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I promised Mike he could keep his when we married.

[wolfix]

It's things like the situation in Maryland that makes me wonder if we are headed in the right direction in this country......

Isn't there better things to do with tax money?

[Ira]

This reminds of something else that has been bugging me for a really long time:

If women are allowed to show cleavage and have half of their breasts exposed in public, how come I'm not allowed to wear really short shorts and show half of my balls?

I concede that this isn't an issue that resonates with a lot of you, but it's pretty important to ME.

[sdtripper2]

This reminds of something else that has been bugging me for
a really long time:

If women are allowed to show cleavage and have half of their breasts
exposed in public, how come I'm not allowed to wear really short shorts
and show half of my balls?

I concede that this isn't an issue that resonates with a lot of you, but it's
pretty important to ME.

Ira::D

I think that many men would not feel comfortable with your short shorts and
family passed down relics half exposed to the world, However as an alternative creative expression,
may I suggest a kilt. Freedom is yours and a respectable presentation to the world is put forth with
riskier possibilities left to your own exploration.


For Ira's eyes only NO one else need click this link~

[Ira]

Oooohh--A KILT!

The problem is, I just want to show off my balls.

My LEGS are nothing to brag about.

And if that photo isn't deleted from your post, my confidence in America and free speech has been renewed. But I will totally understand if Madjack feels he has to kill it.

[sdtripper2]

Oooohh--A KILT!

The problem is, I just want to show off my balls.

My LEGS are nothing to brag about.

Ira::D

That's why the better dressed Kilt-sters wear white shocks.
Your legs can be hidden and your "show off" still has a chance to be expressive.
BTW ... it is also said that the white socks emblemize pure & virgin motives.

[Jiminsav]

If I wore a kilt, people WOULD see my cojones ...and I couldn't drive in maryland.[/code]

[doug hodder]

how come I'm not allowed to wear really short shorts and show half of my balls?

Ira...you could test the waters and only pull one out through the zipper and see what type of reaction you get...just a thought.. Doug

[kerry]

It's obvious that this legislator is getting down to the "meat and potatoes" issues that are really high on everyones list of things they would like to see changed in our society. I'm sure there is a lot of people who voted for him and some who didn't applauding his efforts. Just knowing their tax dollars aren't going to waste for a change.