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I've heard of wife swapping parties, but......

Postby big earl » Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:50 am

is anyone up for an exwife swapping party, I would take a good case of the bird flue, or a compound fracture for mine :eyebrows:
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Postby madjack » Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:03 pm

...don't have an ex-wife...and don't want one...the mrs.(aka the poor girl) is all I can or want to ever handle :D :lol: ;)
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Postby halfdome, Danny » Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:16 pm

Ex-wives aren't all bad, since I'm married to mine :thumbsup: Danny
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Postby big earl » Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:54 pm

I just found out that my ex is having weekly lessons with the devil himself on how to be more evil, I dont know what she is charging him, but thats what I heard

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Postby dewayne » Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:18 pm

My first wife (16yrs) ran off with a guy she worked with. Married him 6 mo later, divorced him 2 yrs later and then asked my forgiveness. Sorry but H______ No.
My wife now of 17 yrs is all any one could ask for and she also thinks she is boss and she is only half my size, 7yrs younger

and I'm 6' 200lbs.
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Postby asianflava » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:50 am

dewayne wrote:My wife now of 17 yrs is all any one could ask for and she also thinks she is boss and she is only half my size, 7yrs younger

and I'm 6' 200lbs.
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So she's only 3ft tall? :lol:
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Postby big earl » Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:14 am

only three feet tall, thats funny.

my ex is so fat when she got her ears peirced, gravy came out.
I had to hire a rodeo clown to distact her when I brought groceries home.
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Postby dewayne » Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:23 pm

Hey guys, actually she is 4' 11" and a half tall and she told me today that she is bosssss.

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Postby big earl » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:17 pm

hey dewayne
I have been remairred for about eight years and she says the same thing, but like I tell her, she is the best wife I have had so far.
is that a weekender you are building? I am hoping to create the time soon to start mine, I think first I will have to split the adam and then I should be able to stretch the days to 30 hours each, then I should be able to finnish it in about four years, if my wife doesnt find out about the extra time in the day, she would probably just make my honey dew list longer. I would like to see more pics of you build if you have any.


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